WAHOO! We are heading off to the Elley’s place to celebrate Guy Fawkes in style. You can bet that there will be enough explosions and fiery goodness to last you until next year. You do not want to miss out.
It kicks off on the 7th of November at 4pm with sports and hanging out and then dinner is at 7pm.
The Elley’s are going all out and getting us all meat but if you are a female, please bring some sort of a salad and guys, it’s up to you to bring drinks and rolls and all that other stuff.
If you’re planning to come please stick your name down on the list (it’ll be by the Pod Cafe).
It’ll be postponed if the weather is gross. It’ll be up on the website that afternoon if so.
We’ll be collecting a gold coin donation for all the big explosions you’ll be seeing. TOTALLY worth it.
BRING EVERYONE YOU KNOW! This is the perfect event to invite all your friends from uni or school or work.
The Elley’s address is:
104 Kennedy Rd
Dairy Flat
2. Neither high-riding nor low-riding should be legal. Low-riders need to drop that spray can and cheer up; while high-riders need to drop that Physics textbook and get a tan. Ok, I generalise, but you know it’s true…
3. Girls, if you’re going to be outside, take a jacket. Yes the man may offer his jacket if you look cold, but guys have feelings too you know.
4. Guys, you may only wear pink if you were forced into it by fellow ministry leaders. You may only wear it for the duration of the ministry hours. After that, resume manhood…
5. Take a stand against ties. That random bit of cloth, like scarves, serves no purpose other than increased risk of strangulation and wiping your mouth after dinner. Society needs to phase-out this dated fashion accessory as they discriminate against those with thicker necks.
As usual, follow my advice and Dolce & Gabbana may offer an internship. It could happen…
THANKS BEN