A Lifestyle Guide by Willie Jacobson
In light of a ridiculous suggestion made by a certain individual in our church (Ami Lloyd) regarding appropriate attire for ministry leadership, I was made aware of the lack of fashion sense in today’s society. Now before you express fears that I may be discussing an exclusively feminine topic, do not fear. This is no Vogue editorial, merely some practical dress sense for everyday life:
1. Never, under any circumstances, wear running shoes with jeans. I saw a Facebook group once saying, ‘Everytime I see someone wearing jeans and running shoes a part of me dies inside.’ I liked that page.
2. Neither high-riding nor low-riding should be legal. Low-riders need to drop that spray can and cheer up; while high-riders need to drop that Physics textbook and get a tan. Ok, I generalise, but you know it’s true…
3. Girls, if you’re going to be outside, take a jacket. Yes the man may offer his jacket if you look cold, but guys have feelings too you know.
4. Guys, you may only wear pink if you were forced into it by fellow ministry leaders. You may only wear it for the duration of the ministry hours. After that, resume manhood…
5. Take a stand against ties. That random bit of cloth, like scarves, serves no purpose other than increased risk of strangulation and wiping your mouth after dinner. Society needs to phase-out this dated fashion accessory as they discriminate against those with thicker necks.
As usual, follow my advice and Dolce & Gabbana may offer an internship. It could happen…
I’ve seen you wear jeans and running shoes!
as always, im extremely impressed! :D
First of all, kudos on naming names. The Name Shame Game (trademark) is brilliant.
If I recall correctly (and yes, I do recall correctly) it was you Willie who came up with the idea of pink shirts (I’m sticking to this story). That’s hardly FORCED!
What’s with the tie-beef? They signify that you have put effort into looking clean cut… and it isn’t that different to wearing branded clothing.
But anyway, you should’ve mentioned something about having a popped collar.*
*and the ladies that holla.
Willie, wearing jeans with running shoes is totally a S.A thing!!! the only people ive seen wearing running shoes and jeans are you, Jakes and old people
willie enough of this! Velvet capes would be the GREATEST thing ever, not to mention 100% practical
1. we would be warm. (Fur collars??)
2. Black would go with everything (unlike pink. so hard to match an outfit with)
3. we would be original
not to mention how much fear we would strike into the hearts of men when we walk into a room and they see our regal looking coats billowing about us in the breeze.
happiness
this isn’t about the blog, but i couldn’t find anywhere else to lay my complaint. on the when+where page, BK is being dissed D: CMONNN. its BK! its eveything i strive towards! CAAAAAMON.