A Lifestyle Guide by Willie Jacobson
As a small contribution to society, I have compiled a list of top 10 things to do when you don’t have time to do anything:
10. Harvest Farmville crops. Once your farm gets nice and big you will not have sufficient fuel for your harvester which will mean you will need to manually harvest each individual crop. Harvesting, ploughing and planting will consume approx. 20min of time you don’t have. Repeat daily.
9. Tidy your room. Yes I know, your mum has been nagging all holiday but you can’t tidy a room and be at the beach at the same time. Do it now so you can at least clear out last year’s sandwiches from under your bed.
8. Go for a run. After tidying your room, you will have found your sneakers under your bed. Or behind the bookshelf.
7. Go to McDonald’s and order everything on the menu. I mean, literally everything. Then order it again, upsized. Once it is in the system, search your wallet and pretend to have left your eftpos at home. Walk out. Quickly.
6. Sudoku. It’s educational.
5. Practice the didgeridoo. If you master breathing in through your nose and out your mouth simultaneously you will have the ultimate party trick.
4. Bejewelled Blitz. Careful, this is highly addictive and if you’re like me, can be highly rage-inducing. Do not play if you have anxiety, high blood pressure, pregnant or want to have a life.
We’ve made it to the top 3:
3. Watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting. You can justify it by saying you’re a studying New Zealand geography.
2. Start a worm farm. You can never be too old for this ultimate activity. Nothing says you’re cool quite like an amazing worm farm.
1. Search for the most ridiculous YouTube video and post it on your friend’s Facebook wall. Finding the ultimate random video takes hours and will use all your broadband which is brilliant for starting home or flat fights which uses even more time. To demonstrate, I have included this random video:
